love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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