I skipped work to stalk him.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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