Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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