If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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