She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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