Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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