I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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