Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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