well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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