do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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