We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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