Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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