so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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