I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize