I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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