His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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