Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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