i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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