Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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