Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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