I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
