I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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