Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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