this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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