Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Operation Purity has been aborted
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
