just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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