she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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