Her vagina should come with caution tape.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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