He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Randomize
