physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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