I don't usually arrange sex via text message
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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