i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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