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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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