rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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