No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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