i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If I die, sorry about rent.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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