so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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