She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Shame - the story of my life.
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