Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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