Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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