Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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