I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
