Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry miller15 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(353): View more from

i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash

Fav 22 5960 981
share tweet
(317): View more from Indiana

I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.

Fav 23 1004 4588
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

Fav 28 21890 1632
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?

Fav 38 9113 1069
share tweet
(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

Fav 14 1472 4907
share tweet
(815): View more from Illinois

Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

Fav 11 3866 2221
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(973): View more from New Jersey

He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.

Fav 17 5135 1551
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.

Fav 0 17 32
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(323): View more from California

I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.

Fav 0 26 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT