Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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