Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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