Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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