They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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