guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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