She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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