is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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