did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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