Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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