I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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