well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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