Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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